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- Why
did the snowman call his dog Frost ? Because frost
bites !
- Why
did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying
to make both ends meet !
- What
happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He
stole the show !
- What
happens when it rains cats and dogs ? You can step
in a poodle !
- Diplomacy
is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
- What
has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
- My
karma ran over my dogma.
- Why
isn't there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish
flavored!
- Do
radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
- What
is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5
drinks.
- Why
did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a
long little doggie.
- If
there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what
is on the outside? K9P.
- What's
the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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