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- Can't
stick their heads out of Windows '95.
- Fetch
command not available on all platforms.
- Hard
to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
- Too
difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
- Can't
help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got
Mail."
- Involuntary
tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing
- Surfs
ww.pethouse.com instead of working.
- Three
words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
- 'Cause
dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand ...
- SmellYou-SmellMe
still in beta test.
- SIT
and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of
the question!
- Annoyed
by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.
- Butt-sniffing
more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
- Too
Damn Hard To Type With Paws
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