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House Rules for Dogs
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- If
you have to throw up, get into a chair, QUICKLY! If
you can't manage that in time, get to an Oriental
rug. If no Oriental rug is available, any good rug
will do.
- ALWAYS
accompany guests to the bathroom. It's not necessary
to do anything; just sit and stare.
- Do
not allow closed doors in ANY room. To get a door
opened, stand on your hind legs and hammer with your
forepaws.
- When
supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel
of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand
a better chance of being stepped on, picked up and
consoled with food.
- Once
a door is opened, it's not necessary to use it. After
you've ordered an outside door opened, stand halfway
in and halfway out and think about several things.
It's particularly important during very cold weather,
rain, snow, and mosquito season.
- Begin
people training early. You'll then have a smooth-running
household. Humans need to know the basic rules. They
can be taught if you start early and are consistent.
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