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Late
one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was
empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly
he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say:
"Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned
to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed
again.
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened.
Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he
spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching
me?"
"Yes", said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and
asked the parrot: "What's your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb
name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named
you Clarence?"
The parrot replied, "The same idiot who named
the Rottweiller Jesus." |
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